Mort has been hopelessly depressed ever since the love of his life, Vida, dumped him. Now all he wants for Christmas is to die in his sleep. But poor Mort is such a loser he can?t even commit suicide without blowing it and wreaking havoc on any unfortunate souls nearby. Mort brings a new level of darkness to dark comedy, but not to worry, hope springs eternal...or does it?

Best Attempted Suicide